Lipstick Stains on Your Pillow

Where oh where have I been? I have had a high tide with gigs this month… it’s been awesome! To catch you up on a few of my exploits…

The posters the students hung in my dressing room. <3

I had a blast performing for a packed auditorium at Keene State College. The student organizers and entire audience made me feel so loved. Much thanks to Tantus for the tour support and Crystal Delights for the beautiful prizes they gifted upon the students who won my quiz. Yes, I give quizzes about your beautiful body parts!

What else did I do? I was honored once again to be a facilitator for the Sexual Assault & Violence Intervention Program. It’s a bad ass program that trains patient advocates so they can work with survivors who present to emergency room after sexual assault or intimate partner violent. Click here to learn how you can get involved and support their mission.

I co-hosted the Derek & Romaine Show on Sirius XM. I shot some video for this exciting new site called gasm.org! (My footage is not up yet… but I’ll let you know when it is.) I had stellar audeinces come hear me present at both Shag in Brooklyn and the Museum of Sex in NYC. I did piles of bachelorette parties. (‘Tis the season… every spring… young lasses all over the city call on me to stir up a ruckus for their parties!)

Don’t worry! They’re ok! I checked.

I had a scary mammogram thing happen this month… Mammogram… it sounds like someone should show up to my door dressed like an awesome set of boobs and sing me a song… But no, instead it means pinching my bits in a machine and what not. But I was good and did what I had to do. And I’m ok it turns out. Good thing because these breasts are one source of pride and joy for me! They rule!

Chicken baby!

We had a blow out Dirty Bingo here in NYC. I had been doing it pretty much every Thursday night for the last 9 months. This one was sponsored by that beautiful shop called Sexcusemoi.com. They gave such amazing, sexy prizes. They also gave us a discount code! Get $20 OFF your $100 purchase… use the code: DUCKY

Dirty Bingo prizes compliments of sexcusemoi.com.

If you are crying in your milk because you missed Dirty Bingo and the dozens upon dozens of amazing prizes I gave out this year… worry not… it’s happening on Saturday night (3/31/12) at Momentum Con in DC! Prizes by Tantus and AllSexReviews.com.

And tomorrow night (3/28/12) I’m teaching my blow job workshop at the Museum of Sex! It’s the workshop that has gay men taking notes. You got to be there to get what I got. And what I got will hypnotize a mutherfucker. That’s right. I said it. It will sell out, so buy tickets in advance.

A photo-a-day… the projects carries on… see my underbelly of private photos, pro shoots, on stage… and more.  See it here.

I ran along side marines and a couple of ballerinas today. I kid you not. All of us hopping the same lost mitten and piles of dog poo. The marines moving in a massive pack. The ballerinas stopping between laps to do their pirouettes. I was just one little satellite holding strong  in my own orbit. These gazelles whipping past me. Long strides. Light bodies. Inspiring.

It was a year and a half ago that I did my first 1/2 marathon. Chronic kidney failure had me in a near state of atrophy. I was not sure my little body would be able to achieve such a thing, but I was compelled to try.

I’d shoot an ice coffee and head into Central Park. My ever patient coaches moved me from zero to 13+ miles in just a few months time. They nipped at me until I developed this awesome form. When I run I still hear their voices. Chest open. Eyes up. The movements of my arms regulate my pace.

They pushed me. I hurt. I blistered. I bled. They believed in me.

I run alone now. I find peace out there. Me, my brain, a rush of endorphins. I’m grateful.