China’s Sex Shop Comedy

January 15, 2012 § 6 Comments

In the first 10 minutes he loses his job as a cab driver, his wife ditches him, and he’s forced to move home with mom and dad. And then… he opens his own sex toy shop. Red Light Revolution looks awesome!


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Panda Fetish (nsfw)

January 15, 2012 § 3 Comments

Iconic Legs, Ass & Vacuum

January 13, 2012 § 9 Comments

  

It started in an empty office building near Union Square, NYC. The vacuum was not plugged in. I was not posing. I was just clearing the floor so we might have a set free of clutter.

The photographer was Mark Anthony Lacy. I was an East Village writer that was a sometimes muse for photographers and illustrators.

The photo was sent to Dian Hanson. Who I believe passed it on to Robert Crumb. Crumb likes a sturdy girl and went on to illustrate the photo. Which then appeared in Art & Beauty Magazine.

Early today I learned that it is now gracing the skin of some fine soul in the UK. Tattooed by Chelsea of Hello Sailor Tattoo Studio. Sounds like an awesome tattoo shop – with an all-female staff of artist.


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Two Vaginas

January 13, 2012 § 1 Comment

They estimate 1 in 3000 women have two vagainas? I’m a little stunned by that number. It’s an anomaly in how the uterus forms. And as a person who was born with a plethora of birth defect and is open about it… I can help but celebrate her! She’s awesome. Such a healthy attitude and amazing openness about the fact that she has two vaginas.

Ducky’s Guide to Cock Rings

January 12, 2012 § 10 Comments

Cock ring are an amazing way to expand a guy’s orgasmic experience. They appear to be pretty simple things but actually have many shapes, sizes and features that are worth understanding.

If you are new to cock rings, you should start by trying a stretchy ring and work your way up to a more solid ring if you are so inclined. If you’re looking to use a solid, more advanced users ring, having the right size is essential.

Wearing a ring that is too loose will limit how effective the ring will be. Wearing a ring that is too tight can cause pain or even cause priapism, which means an erection that does not go away. It may sound funny or exciting to have an everlasting erection, but this condition is painful and may require medical attention. I hope this guide will help you have the best experience possible.

FAQ

What size am I?

A well fitting cock ring should give you enough room where you can put it on or remove it at will, but be tight enough to deliver lots of sensation as you wear it.

To measure your body, use a piece of string. Loop it behind your balls and bring both ends of the string to the front where your penis meets your abdomen. Find a comfortable amount of snugness and mark the area where the two side of string meet with a marker. Measure the string in inches (this will be your circumference) and divide it by 3.14. That number is your diameter and how cock ring are sized. Most men measure about 1 7/8 to 1 ¾.

Quick Cock ring Sizing Chart
5.50” = 1 3/4” ring
5.89” = 1 7/8” ring
6.28” = 2” ring

How does a cock ring work?

What the cock ring will do is restrict the veins that allow blood to flow out of your penis. You will have two subtle sensations – you will feel harder and you will feel bigger. It will also take you longer to orgasm and then it will be more intense.

How do I put a cock ring on?

Put your whole package (penis and balls) through the cock ring. Put a little lubrication on the inside of the ring then start by gently pushing one ball through the ring at a time. Then carefully push your semi-erect penis through the ring. Once in place, you can go about your regular sex play.

But note: some people report that they like to wear the ring on just their shaft, and not around their whole package. So feel free to experiment and find what suits you best.

How long can I wear a cock ring?

Cock ring should not be worn for extended periods of time. You should not sleep with a cock ring on. If you feel pain or numbness in your penis or testicles, remove the ring. If you are new to wearing a cock ring, I recommend starting with no more than about 15 to 20 minutes.

What if my erection will not go down and I cannot get the ring off my body?

This is why I recommend a stretchy or snap style ring to new users. It is only a solid metal or wood ring that will cause this issue.

If it happens to, don’t panic. Instead, try to relax, slow down your heart rate and circulatory system – including the rate of blood flow to your penis. Also taking a cold shower or bath will help your penis become more flaccid.

There are now silicone rings that give the feel of a solid ring but can be removed if your erection locks up. Just use the tip of scissors and nip the edge, sacrificing the ring.

Some Types of Rings

Get to know the various types of rings out there. When shopping I do recommend avoiding chrome rings. Much like a chrome bumper on your car, with repeated exposure to water and sweat, they do degrade.

Also the cheap vibrating rings that one finds in the pharmacy (among other places) are usually disposable. They have a very short battery life span of about 20-40 minutes. Perfect for a cheap date, but not for a lasting cock ring relationship.

Explore these:

Stretchy | Vibrating | Loop | Leather | Silicone | Sling  | Wood (nsfw) | Stainless Steel


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Quote:

January 11, 2012 § Leave a Comment

“My girlfriend can count all the lovers she’s ever had on one hand–provided she’s holding a calculator.” -Tom Cotter


More quotes.

Beautiful: Fan Photos

January 11, 2012 § 1 Comment

Beautiful… it’s a tangible thing you see in yourself or another. It’s an intangible thing that exists in ones personality or actions. And sometimes it’s a feeling within yourself. These images possess it all.

If you followed my January Photo Contest then you may recall one of the cute runner-up images contained both highs and lingerie. I was smart-lipping around in that post and said, “I want to see her in that outfit!” And tahdahhhh!

I asked and she felt compelled to send me her photo… I’m rich! (And darling… you just got yourself a sex toy prize. I’ll email you.)

Self portrait in a mirror.

And cute pumps!

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