Lipstick Stains on Your Pillow

		News from Ducky DooLand!

In This Issue:

June / July 2011

	• Tour Dates		• Internet Sex Ed Classes
	• Monkey Parts		• I Wrote This Book
	• Dirty Bingo | NYC		• How to Eat a Banana

Tour Dates

Hey Kittens. I’m coming for you! Proof is in this plump tour schedule that is coming together. Behind the scenes bookings are piling up nicely. (Coming soon Los Angeles and Seattle.) Universities nation wide are securing dates as well. If you want to book me at your venue or on your campus – reach out now! And catch me while you can… step up, say hello, we’ll have some laughs and I’ll give you some good ideas for your tingly bits. (Tingly bits… very scientific, I know!) xo – Ducky7/10 Come As You Are | Toronto, ON 7/11 Come As You Are | Toronto, ON 7/12 Come As You Are | Toronto, ON 7/13 Come As You Are | Toronto, ON 7/14 Come As You Are | Toronto, ON 7/20 Museum of Sex | NY, NY 7/27 Museum of Sex | NY, NY 8/10 Museum of Sex | NY, NY 8/17 Museum of Sex | NY, NY 8/24 Museum of Sex | NY, NY 8/31 Museum of Sex | NY, NY For Complete details… Tour Schedule & Details

Monkey Parts

Serge Voronoff was a Russian Doctor who experimented on rejuvenation techniques based on the transplantation of animal gonad into humans. In the 1920’s he was implanting ape testicles in humans to increase or restore male potency. Needless to say, he was not successful. Want more useless yet entertaining facts? Join me on my Facebook page.

Dirty Bingo | NYC

Oh it’s a ruckus! My very own game of bingo – with images of clowns, weapons and all things sexy! Story telling and who knows what other mayhem I will bring you… plus amazing prizes! Tommy Dog is the DJ!Every Thursday this Summer | 7-9pm Free to get in. $3 (2-for-$5) for a card you can play the whole night! Happy hour drinks for the first hour. What a way to forget your day. Bring friends or make some there with me. Stay after and enjoy Gong Show Karaoke. That’s free too! All happening in the back room of the bar. That’s right – just use the back door. You know you want to. Bar 82 – 136 2nd Ave (@ St. Marks) NYC Bar 82 Website

Internet Sex Ed Classes

6/26 – Art of the Female Orgasm 6/27 – Art of the Strip Tease 6/28 – Amp It Up: Imaginative Ways to Keep Sparks Flying 6/29 – POP His Rocket: A Guide to handling Your Guy 7/3 – Bottoms Up: Exploring Anal Pleasure 7/5 – Sex for Survivors: Healing After Trauma 7/6 – Do It Like a Porn Star: Tips to Juice Up Your PlayLearn in the privacy and comfort of your own home. Watch online or listen via phone or Skype. Participate or just sit back and listen. Buy Tickets

I Wrote This Book

Sales remain HIGH and royalty checks arrive on a regular basis. There could be no greater compliment. THANK YOU!One Amazon reader posted, “Compassionate, plainspoken and unabashed in its detailing pretty much every aspect of human sexuality. The conversational tenor of DooLittle’s writing lends “Sex with the Lights On” a light and breezy tone, personal and open-minded; serious but not sterile. It’s commonsensical advice dispensed from the sexually sage friend you wish you had at your disposal. And now you do.” Yes. You do. Buy it on Amazon.com

How to Eat a Banana

Bananas are awesome! If you like the person you are with, turn to face them and eat your banana nice and slow. Give them way too much eye contact and try to avoid chomping. Yes, it’s funny! Be funny. Feel free to substitute ice cream cones, lollipops and large pickles for said banana.If you are in public or with someone you are apathetic about, I suggest doing it more like this…. Watch on Youtube

“The looks of Betty Page and the brains of Dr. Kinsey.” – LA WeeklyThanks for reading! Much Love, Ducky Ducky DooLittle PO Box 234 New York, NY 10276  www.duckydoolittle.com