VIP: My Show Cock

December 16, 2011 § 2 Comments

The VIP by Tantus really is an invaluable tool in my work. I call it my “show cock” and I couldn’t do my job without it. Thousands of people have touched my cock. Admittedly it’s larger than average. (Six inches long and a girthy 1.5 inches across.) But I have to make sure the people in the back of the room can see it. And when you are speaking to hundreds of people, you really do need a big cock!

Why purple? The VIP does come in a multitude of skin shades, but I like an offbeat color. I have found that using a show cock of a realistic skin color causes various reactions in my audiences. Some people will get over excited. (No really, it’s kinda weird.) While others will almost be repulsed, as if looking at a misplaced human body part. My purple cock creates some beautiful balance. It’s a fairly realistic model but not so realistic that it inspires adverse reactions.

And yes, it’s is designed for pleasure – it’s a sex toy. It is made of 100% silicone, so it’s nonporous. Which means it does not harbor bacteria. It can be boiled or bleached. It’s firm and has a great curve for G-spotting or putting pressure on the prostate. The base is harnessable, so you can strap it on with most quality harnesses.

But like I said, the VIP is rather large. Can’t say I didn’t warn you. (Check it out.)

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