Survival Sex

January 3, 2012 § 6 Comments

To heck with food and water, I want to ask you… when the apocalypse comes what are going to fuck? We have all seen the footage hurricanes, earthquake and mudslides. Natural disasters are abounding. The government can’t help you. And every good scout knows to BE PREPARED.

Maybe you think I am being dramatic but The Solar Vibrating Bullet is awesome! It packs some power, has multiple speeds and is totally renewable because it’s powered by the sun. Yes, you are having sex with sunshine. How cool is that? It even has a little light in it in case you get lost in the woods.

Buy it from Shag or enter my photo contest and win one!


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