Which Edible Panties Taste (and fit) the Best?

December 11, 2012 § Leave a Comment

7468Why does everyone think I will know the answer to this question!?!

Never mind.

Edible panties are a lot like a dry, thin fruit roll up. They are supposed to taste best if you lick lick lick them. But most people gnaw off a bit and try chewing them and consequently do not get to enjoy the full edible panty flavor and experience. But to be honest, I have never been crazy about the taste no matter how I devour ‘em.

Besides that, they are supposed to be one size fits all because they have strings that you tie at the hips. This way they can fit “all”, but they really only fit people who are about a size medium or smaller. Making them wildly disappointing for anyone who is average or above average in size.

But don’t dismay! I did some research and found two new alternatives to the old edibles! The Candy G String is just like those candy necklaces we used to eat as kids. The elastic that binds these panties together makes it possible for almost anyone to fit.

And for the craft-stars out there, you can make your own licorice whip panties. Yum! The folks at Knitty.com have given you the complete pattern!


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