February 4, 2013 § Leave a Comment
This weekend I made my own fun! I invented my own little recipe. I think I’ll call this drink a…
-1oz cake flavor vodka
-1oz Bailey’s Irish Cream
-1/2 cup milk
Better than my ass sitting on your birthday cake! (And that’s a pretty good treat.)
Tonight I am making spiced nuts. You can be sure I’m sharing that recipe too. (And no, I’m not drunk as I write this. Just wanted to clarify that.)
February 2, 2013 § 2 Comments
October 31, 2012 § 3 Comments
I’m touring a lot these days… Baltimore was a dream! That town always treats me right. I had two big events at Sugar. They had just gotten in a batch of dirty chocolates… you know candy boobs, butts, vulvas and cocks. The supplier also sent a HUGE bag of irregular, butterscotch butts! Oh holy, yummy bonanza of butterscotch butts! My audience helped us eat them. I’ll be back in Baltimore in March.
I had not been to Philadelphia in years. Again, my events overflowed with really awesome people. I presented in the Aphrodite Gallery space at the Sexploritorium. I had never been to this store before and I was really impressed with the shop, such a finely curated collection of toys and fetish gear. I’ll be back there in December.
Much thanks to everyone who came out, soaked up my presentations, ate butts and gave me such wonderful nights. I’ll be back for you.
July 19, 2012 § 3 Comments
I had a kick ass presentation at the Museum of Sex last night. (Oh how I loved that audience… sweet, bright, funny, engaging, queer, straight, couples, singles…)
I could not resist snapping a couple photos or their dirty cakes! Which will now be an ongoing feature here on my blog. You would not believe how many photos of dirty cake I have in my sticky little mittens! Soon they will be yours.