Ask Me Anything Hour

December 12, 2011 § Leave a Comment

Every now and then I do an Ask Me Anything Hour on my facebook and twitter. Here are some of the most recent questions.

Have you always had that infectious laugh?

Yes. My whole life. And I have a sister who has the exact same laugh. People would confuse us by the sound of our laughs.

I love you on the Derek and Romaine Show any future visits or guest hosting dates?

Contact Romaine and make the demand. She’ll have me if you ask.

What’s your favorite sexy movie?

I love films… Harold & Maude, I think. I saw it when I was 14 and it changed the way I saw the world. (Doh! Did not see “sexy” in the question… then maybe… anything with Salma Hayak!)

What’s your favorite thing to do when you discover you have a rare free afternoon/evening?

Get sunshine. On my roof or on the streets of NYC. I take photos of street art. Laugh around with friends.

What inspired you to be so open and outgoing or were you always this way?

I used to suffer from shyness and extreme anxiety. Now I just suffer from shyness. Mostly I have a need to rid the world of undo shame. So I talk about things that others might hesitate to address. Like sex. Or money. Or bodies. Or beauty. Or love.

What’s your hands-down absolutely favorite go-to toy? I need to put something fun in somebody’s stocking.

Hitachi Magic Wand. No doubt.

Doesn’t a trip to sunny Florida sound nice? Tampa are in general, our place to be more specific…

I have a venue in Florida where I may have an upcoming appearance. But it’s Orlando.

Squirting… is it always like liquid or can it be creamy too?

Squirting is liquid. Like tears. Salty, with no smell. Creamy or slippery is not unusual but a product of the cervix.

How many monkeys does it take to have one awesome rodeo?

One. A strawberry yogurt eatin’ one. (A question in reference to my favorite monkey.)

Where can find the best gallery of photos of you?

Good question. In the New Year I’ll B starting a daily tumblr of favorite photos. ‘Til then I think it’s just my facebook page.

Is everything OK, you seem kind of angry lately?

Angry? No. Rabbid? Perhaps.

What’s the fastest someone can expect to go from zero to full anal?

With lube? Some can do it at the speed of light. Others… not so much.

I’m on vacation in LA, where is the best place to shop?

I don’t know. I always get stripper heels and lingerie on Hollywood Blvd!

Spank or be spanked?

Spanked.

What’s your favorite sexy libation?

Lube.

‎Three famous people you would like to fu*k?

Selma Heyak. Ummm…. that’s the only famous one. Usually I like extraordinarily confident yet understated types.

Darkest fantasy?

Darker than one might imagine. And expressed to some degree in my upcoming book.

Ducky, do you ever plan to come to El Paso, Texas?

Nope. But one never knows with me. Is there a university there? That’s who usually sponsors me.

Thunder in the Mountains… would you even be up for that?

I have yet to attend an event if that nature, but yes. Totally.

Do monkeys really ride dogs in rodeos?

Yes.

When are you coming back to Seattle!?!

Not soon enough.

When do we get to make more lists!?

I will dream some up and get them started ASAP.

How did you get into the Graffiti love?

I grew up in the streets of NYC when it looked like an apocalypse and the trains were gloriously marked up. It’s just part of my culture.

What are your favorite foreign movies?

Most recently… I enjoyed a beautiful, dark and twisted film called Oldboy. It is a Korean film.

Say sompthin.

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