Sweet Inspiration: Silicone Paddles by Tantus (ouch!)
February 5, 2013 § 3 Comments
One day I was bemoaning that fact that if you use a leather, fur, suede or rubber paddle on a person, that paddle then forever really should belong to that person. Because you can’t sterilize those materials. So every thwackee (I think I just made that word up!) needs their own tools.
Or do they?
Realizing I have friends in high places. I called up my friends at Tantus and asked them if they would make silicone paddles for me. Because you can boil silicone, wash it with bleach diluted with water, or you can put silicone toys in your dishwasher for a really hot cleaning. It just seemed like a perfect fit.
And BLAMMO! A few months later, these paddles are now available for purchase. And for a really reasonable price too! I have not used them yet, but a package with these beauties are being shipped to my home at this very moment! Expect a review shortly. Rumor has it they hurt like crazy! Yikes.
Get them here. Use the checkout code DUCKY20 and get 20% off your order.
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Shake It Like a Pom Pom
February 5, 2013 § Leave a Comment
Missy Elliot is my inspiration for today… makes me shake it. Like a pom pom.
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I Want a Pocket Full of Love Tokens
February 5, 2013 § Leave a Comment
I’m all up in the grill of this Valentine’s Day holiday. Just cuz I love an excuse to celebrate! Be it love, lust, filth… I’m all over it. And I think these love tokens are cute as pie.
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Cake Vodka is Yum
February 4, 2013 § Leave a Comment
This weekend I made my own fun! I invented my own little recipe. I think I’ll call this drink a…
Cake Sitter
-1oz cake flavor vodka
-1oz Bailey’s Irish Cream
-1/2 cup milk
Better than my ass sitting on your birthday cake! (And that’s a pretty good treat.)
Tonight I am making spiced nuts. You can be sure I’m sharing that recipe too. (And no, I’m not drunk as I write this. Just wanted to clarify that.)
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Ducky Does Washington DC
February 4, 2013 § Leave a Comment
I’m tickled to be making my very first appearance ever in Washington DC!
I’ll be teaching my famed Hips, Lips & Fingertips: Inspiring Ways to Take Your Guy Over the Edge workshop at the historic Atlas Theater.
If you have a male lover, this is the workshop that is rocket fuel for your sexual skill base. It’s the blow job class that has gay men taking notes. I kid you not! So if you are curious to learn, laugh and explore ideas with me, get yourself a ticket and meet me there. I’d love to see you! Buy tix.
When: February 13th, 2013 Where: Atlas Theater 1333 H Street NE Washington, DC 20002 Presented by: The Garden DC. (DCs best toy party and pop up sex shop!)
Ducky Does the Museum of Sex
February 3, 2013 § Leave a Comment
I’ve had a monthly run at the Musuem of Sex for the last year. But they are in the midst of a remodel and these are the only gigs I have booked there for the foreseeable future. So if you have always wanted to visit the museum and see me teach. Catch me while you can! There will be goodie bags and discounts for all attendees.
February 20th, 2013
POP His Rocket Pure rocket fuel. It’s the how to please your guy workshop that has gay men taking notes! Buy tix.
February 21st, 2013
Girl Gasms Never had an orgasm? What to give your self or your lover more badass orgasms? I’ll help you. Buy tix.
More tour dates posted here.
Nipple Cupcakes
February 2, 2013 § 2 Comments
Easy. Cupcakes. With nipples on top. Get some nipples and make your own!
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