Reverse Strip Tease (nsfw)

January 10, 2013 § Leave a Comment


(via Jo)


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Condom Factory: Totally Hypnotic Condoms on a Conveyor Belt

January 9, 2013 § 1 Comment

I love this kind of thing. Maybe a little too much.


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Turn Your Ikea Bed Into A Bondage Bed

January 8, 2013 § 6 Comments

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The last time I moved, I needed to buy a bed. Frankly, I’m not rich – so Ikea was the best bet.

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The funny thing was that the least expensive bed they had was the only bed that was made of real wood. It was raw and need to be stained but I am a DIY sort of girl, so I picked up a small can of coffee stain and some polyurethane at the hardware store.

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I sanded it once. Gave it one coat of stain and two coats of shine. I lightly sanded it again in between the polyurethane coats so it would be smooth and shiny.

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The final step was to drill some holes and affix four Tie Rings to each corner. Now my simple Ikea bed is ready for rope, tethers or chain. A simple carabiner snap hook can be used for quick release if needed.

COST:

TOTAL = $222.96

Eager to have a bondage bed? You can quickly turn any bed into a bondage bed with under bed restraints.


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Ducky’s Top 10 Blog Posts Ever

January 8, 2013 § Leave a Comment

Based on your clicks… these are your favorites.

1. Ducky’s Guide to Cock Rings
2. Le Crazy Horse: Nude Dancing Girls of Paris
3. This is What A Sex Worker Looks Like
4. Have the Best Smelling Pussy Ever
5. How To Walk in Ballet Boots
6. Iconic Legs, Ass & Vacuum
7. Automatic Sex Machines
8. Worst Lube Ever
9. Legs, Porn & Panties
10. The Low Down on Going Down: Safer Oral Sex

Wanderlust

January 1, 2013 § 2 Comments

iceiglooAn ongoing reference list for myself… of places I will see and things I will do… some near… some far… some how… some way…


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Sneaky F*ckers (nature is so cool!)

January 1, 2013 § Leave a Comment


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Monkeys, Goats & Bigfoot: My Favorite News Stories of 2012

December 31, 2012 § Leave a Comment

ikeamonkey1. Ikea Monkey. He’s so cute in that coat! And just as awesome? James Deen doing his Ikea Monkey impression. (nsfw)

2. Jesus redone. A crazy ol’ Spansih lady restores a fresco. Makes it look like a monkey! (See a theme here?)

3. Goat Man of Utah. It took a while to figure out who he was… but they did it.

4. Bigfoot exposed. Sad that he had to die. But what a way to go.

What were your favorite news stories of the year?


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