Hump de Bump

October 3, 2012 § 2 Comments


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Stone Cold Beautiful: Sex Toy Made of Rose Quartz

October 2, 2012 § 2 Comments

Sex toys are a passion for me… personally, in my work and as an activist. I teach about the history, current state and sex toy forecasts. There is little I love more than seeing cottage industry manufactures making healthy for the body toys and become real players in the world of pleasure.

Luminous Love Toys is one such company that is working to create insert-able, polished, rose quartz toys. They have an indygogo campaign to get their business off the ground. Complete with a totally heart felt and honest video of the two designers talking about why they decided to create their own toy.

Love smooth, solid g-spotting play? Purchase one in advance and let them know you like what they do.


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Bedroom Party Literature, circa 1949

October 2, 2012 § 1 Comment

GIRLS

I like the girls who do,
I admire the girls who don’t,
I hate the girls who say they will,
But when the time comes they won’t.
But the girls I like the best of all,
And I think you’ll say I’m right,
Are the ones who say they never will —
But just for me they might.

(via horntip)


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Worth a Thousand Words: Dark Erotic Words, I Say

September 29, 2012 § Leave a Comment

Eugenio Recuenco‘s work spans many genres, but here are a few images that I found to be utterly beautiful… more here.


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You’re a Fruit Too

September 29, 2012 § Leave a Comment

I’m a cross between a strawberry and a pear. But I know I am sweet as could be. Oh and I love bananas! And watermelons. And blueberries. Ok, I like all the fruit.

(via bedsider)


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Booty Bling: My Ass Has Never Been So Pretty

September 27, 2012 § 5 Comments

I love to be pretty. And dirty! So imagine my glee when I got this stunning, handcrafted little glass plug with a jewel in the base. It’s not just beautiful, smooth and sensual – it could turn the most shy person into an anal exhibitionist. (I kid! Sort of.)

The angled tip allows for smooth entry, while the tight neck and flared base will old it securly in place. I love the dark cobalt blue. (I usually try to buy anal toys in dark shades just so I feel more confident that they will always appear clean during play.) And of course, it’s adorned with beautiful Swarovski 27mm crystal.

It’s made by Crystal Delights. They are a little boutique manufacturer that has been storming the world of Pyrex (glass) toys; in part because of the quality and creativity but also because they are really nice people.

(On a side note, I am WAY too fond of their Minx Bunny Tail Plug. The fluffy tail piece snaps on with a magnet, so it’s easy to play with and clean. But just don’t steal a girl’s tail. That’s mean!)

Specs: Approx 3.5″ by 1.25″ at the widest entry point. Body safe, eco friendly materials. Each one is hand crafted so they vary in tiny ways. Comes with a certificate of authenticity. Plus 10% of  annual profits of this item goes to support cancer charities. All these little details make the Crystal Delights toys ideal gifts for holidays, birthday and Valentines.

Clean it: Click here for instructions.


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Public Display of Hygiene (PDH)

September 26, 2012 § Leave a Comment

I could hear the familiar sound. The one that makes my skin crawl. It was this guy. Clipping his fingernails on the ef’in NYC subway! His snipped bits flipping through the train car. Boomeranging off every surface. Everyone moved away in an effort to find cover. And still he did not notice. No one enjoys a public display of hygiene! (PDH) Bluck.

People. Please. Wear your pajamas to the grocery store. Line a public toilet seat with tissue before you perch upon it. Put on lipstick at the restaurant table. (Hey, that can be sexy!) But for the love of all things – don’t clip your fingernails on public transportation! At any moment I was ready for him to pop off his shoes and socks and dig into his toe nails as well. Double bluck!

He’s not the only one though. Once on an airplane a woman three rows back from me was clipping her fingernails. She only got about 5 clips in before someone else asked her to refrain. And one other time, when I was a kid, I was watching a movie with my new foster parents. He was eating popcorn on one end of the couch. She was clipping her toe nails on the other end of the couch. I was sitting in the middle. We all saw and heard it happen. One ambitious toe nail clipping flipped up into the air and landed smack dab in his popcorn. I’ll never forget it.

I just had to get this out of my system. Thank you.


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