If She Has A Nice Behind, So Much the Better
September 24, 2012 § 3 Comments
Tomi Ungerer… erotic, subversive unstoppable.
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Nice Package
September 24, 2012 § Leave a Comment
Oh! I just got a beautiful package from Lelo. They have reissued Ina (the lime toy pictured here) with a new, more powerful motor. And they sent me their new large Smart Wand as well. It is a body massager, but of course you can massage any part of your body you like! I’ll let y’all know how I feel about them as soon as I get a chance to really explore them. (OMG – My job rules.)
Toxic Sex Toys: What’s In Your Toy Box?
September 21, 2012 § 6 Comments
Sex toys, like cosmetics and vitamins, are unregulated. Consequently there’s some frightening stuff out there on store shelves and online stores. This is why I speak about these issues and try to help you become a more informed consumer.
This weekend I was fortunate enough to go to Catalyst Con in Los Angeles and be a part of a panel called Toxic Toys. Along side me was Metis of Tantus (makers of healthy for the body toys) and Jennifer of Smitten Kitten (the healthiest sex shop ever.) All three of us have been activist around these issues and have worked hard to inspire change in the sex toy industry.
Because I do not manufacture or sell toys, I have been able to speak rather freely about the toxic toy issue. But whenever one tries to inspire change the first thing they are met with is “ridicule.” People work to demean the the person in an effort to discredit them. This has been Metis’ experience over the years.
The next response, after the truth becomes more evident, is “violent opposition.” The folks at Smitten Kitten have faced that head on and with heads held high.
And today, with the power of bloggers and the force of online communication between consumers, we are now moving towards a better stage of change. That being a bit of “accepted as self evident.” Some consumers are now expecting toys to be safer and healthier for their bodies.
There is still much work to be done, but all of us can be a part of the change. If you are a blogger, write about safer toys. Shun the toxic toys. If you are a consumer, buy products you can trust, from retailers you can trust. You’ll be healthier and a part of the movement to ensure more demand for the healthiest products.
Want to know more? I have a curated list of shops and manufacturers you can trust posted on the right sidebar of the main page of my blog. Metis has posted this insightful environmental study done in Denmark. And here is a video of Jennifer sharing her experiences:
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Orgasms: In Six Words WINNERS!
September 13, 2012 § Leave a Comment
Wow. Thank you.
Orgasms: In Six Words has been one of my all time favorite interactions with my beloved readers. Second only to the many months I spent working with you, writing Sex With the Lights On. there is so much content in that book that came from you. (Back in the livejournal days!) You fuel me endlessly and can honestly claim some credit for what I become. So thank you again.
Choosing winners has been a near impossible act! Every entry spoke to me… as funny, raw, real and honest. But alas it is my job to award prizes, so here goes…
SLIQUID ORGANICS WINNER:
Like a slice of chocolate cake (For the way to my ol’ clown heart is cake. Always cake.)
SLIQUID ORGANICS WINNER:
Wait, that was it? Oh well… (Because the truth is that orgasms are great but not every time. I loved the honesty.)
GRAND PRIZE EVI & SLIQUID ORGANICS WINNER:
Self-indulging out-of-body intoxication (For intoxication off your nature should be your goal… the only way to get there is to indulge yourself. So do it.)
HONORABLE MENTIONS GO TO:
Stargate rocket explosion wolven caveman attack (That is some deep, sci fi, nerdgastic, awesomeness.)
Full body, gasping, wailing, language lost (Language lost. Such a beautiful illustration of the loss of control.)
I will reach out to each winner to collect your mailing address. Read more Orgasms: In Six Words. Learn about the contest and the prizes.
Orgasm: In Six Words
September 13, 2012 § 3 Comments
Can’t orgasm after watching Breaking Bad…
I just can’t do it alone.
Tart on sale, two for one!
Simultaneous telephone climaxes; distant lovers reunited.
Heart thumping toe curling Hitachi monster
Electric vibrator squeezing gspot squirt ensues
Mind-blowing passion-filled self-righteousness
Furious fornicating fuels fantastic fucking feeling
Primal grunting, humping with abandon
Phalangeal jackhammers deconstruct my sexual prudence
Animalistic, ritualistic, twisted, never ending high.
Weasels slowly rend my flesh, pleasantly
“Get the dogs off the bed!!!”
Shameless act of fury between mammals
Screaming hours soaked sheets stripping FUN!!!
Everything pounding. Thump, thump, thump . . . ahhhhhhhhhh!
Yeah keep doing that right there
Toe curling stir-crazy uninhibited dream
Sneaky creeping implosion of hovering warmth
Lips, tongue, fingers ~ warm crashing waves
Warm… wonderful… wet… wanton… wankin’… wave
Holy mother fucking shit i’m coming
Limb tingling, breath stopping, roller coaster
Stargate rocket explosion wolven caveman attack
Like Carrie when the bucket drops
Tense, twitchy, toe tingling, throaty, tumescent
Intense, heart-pounding, muscle numbing, piercing, vivid.
Breath catches. Muscles tense. Infinity begins.
Joyously frightening tightening snowball effect experience
Full body, gasping, wailing, language lost
Mind-numbing warm rush of love shudders
Deep body quakes again and again….
Uncontrolled flowing waves from my center
Honeyed ecstasy: like the tide swelling
Spiritual katrina, gladly felt levies break
Alive pressure built release relief bliss
Oh where is the off switch
Just like that – BAM! Now floating…
Floating, sinking, out of body experience.
I burn in joy, in light
Total, tremendous, tingling torrent of triumph
Best feeling humans can have….ever!
Self-indulging out-of-body intoxication
Toe curling, breath stopping, headache inducing
Pain and euphoria in beautiful alignment.
My vagina gasps for breath, mercy
Clit so swollen, can’t even touch
Magical heavenly touches, tongue tasting myself
Intense crimson leg-cramping deep quickie
My calf muscles always cramp after
The world stops spinning, I’m pulsating.
Calf chilling, cunt glowing, perma-smile, stillness
Primal draining intense life altering moment
Can’t breathe. Can’t move. Perfect Sunday.
I totally just *had* an orgasm!
Delightfully big ‘ol sloppy wet messiness.
Please don’t let me go yet
Two hours well spent. Two more?
Ahhh, again, again, again, again! Another.
Please may I? THANK YOU DADDY!
Like a slice of chocolate cake
Like biting into a peppermint patty
Makes me sleepy like Thanksgiving dinner.
So much better than counting sheep
Relaxing tuck into bed and zzzzz
Stunning blindness, I just let go.
Wait, that was it? Oh well…
My Love For Evermore
September 12, 2012 § Leave a Comment
I remain crushed out on this song…
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Walls, Illustrious
September 10, 2012 § 3 Comments
One of my street art crushes… Phlegm. Here is his blog. And a video of him at work. Makes my heart go pitter patter.
(via woostercollective)
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