Worth a Thousand Words: Dark Erotic Words, I Say

September 29, 2012 § Leave a Comment

Eugenio Recuenco‘s work spans many genres, but here are a few images that I found to be utterly beautiful… more here.


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You’re a Fruit Too

September 29, 2012 § Leave a Comment

I’m a cross between a strawberry and a pear. But I know I am sweet as could be. Oh and I love bananas! And watermelons. And blueberries. Ok, I like all the fruit.

(via bedsider)


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Booty Bling: My Ass Has Never Been So Pretty

September 27, 2012 § 5 Comments

I love to be pretty. And dirty! So imagine my glee when I got this stunning, handcrafted little glass plug with a jewel in the base. It’s not just beautiful, smooth and sensual – it could turn the most shy person into an anal exhibitionist. (I kid! Sort of.)

The angled tip allows for smooth entry, while the tight neck and flared base will old it securly in place. I love the dark cobalt blue. (I usually try to buy anal toys in dark shades just so I feel more confident that they will always appear clean during play.) And of course, it’s adorned with beautiful Swarovski 27mm crystal.

It’s made by Crystal Delights. They are a little boutique manufacturer that has been storming the world of Pyrex (glass) toys; in part because of the quality and creativity but also because they are really nice people.

(On a side note, I am WAY too fond of their Minx Bunny Tail Plug. The fluffy tail piece snaps on with a magnet, so it’s easy to play with and clean. But just don’t steal a girl’s tail. That’s mean!)

Specs: Approx 3.5″ by 1.25″ at the widest entry point. Body safe, eco friendly materials. Each one is hand crafted so they vary in tiny ways. Comes with a certificate of authenticity. Plus 10% of  annual profits of this item goes to support cancer charities. All these little details make the Crystal Delights toys ideal gifts for holidays, birthday and Valentines.

Clean it: Click here for instructions.


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Public Display of Hygiene (PDH)

September 26, 2012 § Leave a Comment

I could hear the familiar sound. The one that makes my skin crawl. It was this guy. Clipping his fingernails on the ef’in NYC subway! His snipped bits flipping through the train car. Boomeranging off every surface. Everyone moved away in an effort to find cover. And still he did not notice. No one enjoys a public display of hygiene! (PDH) Bluck.

People. Please. Wear your pajamas to the grocery store. Line a public toilet seat with tissue before you perch upon it. Put on lipstick at the restaurant table. (Hey, that can be sexy!) But for the love of all things – don’t clip your fingernails on public transportation! At any moment I was ready for him to pop off his shoes and socks and dig into his toe nails as well. Double bluck!

He’s not the only one though. Once on an airplane a woman three rows back from me was clipping her fingernails. She only got about 5 clips in before someone else asked her to refrain. And one other time, when I was a kid, I was watching a movie with my new foster parents. He was eating popcorn on one end of the couch. She was clipping her toe nails on the other end of the couch. I was sitting in the middle. We all saw and heard it happen. One ambitious toe nail clipping flipped up into the air and landed smack dab in his popcorn. I’ll never forget it.

I just had to get this out of my system. Thank you.


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If She Has A Nice Behind, So Much the Better

September 24, 2012 § 4 Comments

Tomi Ungerer… erotic, subversive unstoppable.


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Nice Package

September 24, 2012 § Leave a Comment

Oh! I just got a beautiful package from Lelo. They have reissued Ina (the lime toy pictured here) with a new, more powerful motor. And they sent me their new large Smart Wand as well. It is a body massager, but of course you can massage any part of your body you like! I’ll let y’all know how I feel about them as soon as I get a chance to really explore them. (OMG – My job rules.)

Toxic Sex Toys: What’s In Your Toy Box?

September 21, 2012 § 6 Comments

Sex toys, like cosmetics and vitamins, are unregulated. Consequently there’s some frightening stuff out there on store shelves and online stores. This is why I speak about these issues and try to help you become a more informed consumer.

This weekend I was fortunate enough to go to Catalyst Con in Los Angeles and be a part of a panel called Toxic Toys. Along side me was Metis of Tantus (makers of healthy for the body toys) and Jennifer of Smitten Kitten (the healthiest sex shop ever.) All three of us have been  activist around these issues and have worked hard to inspire change in the sex toy industry.

Because I do not manufacture or sell toys, I have been able to speak rather freely about the toxic toy issue. But whenever one tries to inspire change the first thing they are met with is “ridicule.” People work to demean the the person in an effort to discredit them. This has been Metis’ experience over the years.

The next response, after the truth becomes more evident, is “violent opposition.” The folks at Smitten Kitten have faced that head on and with heads held high.

And today, with the power of bloggers and the force of online communication between consumers, we are now moving towards a better stage of change. That being a bit of “accepted as self evident.” Some consumers are now expecting toys to be safer and healthier for their bodies.

There is still much work to be done, but all of us can be a part of the change. If you are a blogger, write about safer toys. Shun the toxic toys. If you are a consumer, buy products you can trust, from retailers you can trust. You’ll be healthier and a part of the movement to ensure more demand for the healthiest products.

Want to know more? I have a curated list of shops and manufacturers you can trust posted on the right sidebar of the main page of my blog. Metis has posted this insightful environmental study done in Denmark. And here is a video of Jennifer sharing her experiences:


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