This Guy Irritates Me, But Not in My Under Regions
May 7, 2012 § 2 Comments
Sexology by Prof. Walling, (c) 1904
I just adore looking about at the sexual sciences of the past… This book is horrific and alarming with chapters like “The Womb And It’s Apendages” or “PART V: Masturbation, Female”.
They refer to masturbation as the act of IRRITATING THE VENERIAL REGION. They talk about how women become ugly because they have masturbated too much. I, myself, have proven this to not be true! I am well skilled when it comes to touching myself and I’m not too ugly.
Maybe I need to work even harder? Touch myself more. You know, in an effort to further prove my scientific findings.
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Ok… nerds rule. Some more.
April 4, 2012 § Leave a Comment
Check out this awesome gallery of sexy, odd nerds!
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My Photos…
February 13, 2012 § Leave a Comment
I have begun to archive photos I have taken… street art, food, quirkiness… see them here.
Fallen For Photos
February 9, 2012 § 1 Comment
I took a romp through Chelsea today. Stopped in at Printed Matter to fondle handmade books and zines. I then went to see the Vivian Maier photo show. It was beautiful. And much to my surprise found myself enamored by WeeGee, a photographer whose work was also on display. He captured New York City in the 1940s, complete with whores, murders, poverty, clowns, queers and jazz.
The above photo is entitled “Their First Murder, 1945.”
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Weird High Heels
January 20, 2012 § 3 Comments
I love strange and extreme heels. They are just one of the many ways a woman can vary her presentation. They can make you weak, make you powerful or sometimes simply be entertaining. But this gallery and this gallery of weird high heels are beyond what even I can wear!
I think my favorite are the heels with embedded beer bottle opener. Appeals to both the beer and heel lover in me! Low brow high heels, for sure.
Speaking of which, my next shoe shopping trip is happening here. Cute, classic stripper shoes that go and go.
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Worst Lube Ever
January 20, 2012 § 10 Comments
One night, many years ago, a woman corners me at a bar. She was drunk. Very drunk. She knows who I am and what I do for a living. She asked me so earnestly and with much spittle, “There has GOT to be something better than Vasoline!?”
“For what?” I asked.
“SEX! Sex.”
There she was, this 20-something, beautiful woman using Vaseline as a lubricant for intercourse. That gooey, thick byproduct of gasoline? How on earth could she not know about lube? I was a little stunned. But ever the professional I kept my cool. I gave her the facts, a list of lubes, places to shop and just hoped for the best.
But the idea that people may be using Vaseline for sex play with partners still haunts me. It reaffirms the fact that I have a lot more work to do in this world.
On a similar note, I remember the first-time anal sex tale that Augusten Burroughs tells in Running With Scissors. He was young and in the moment, he confessed to using Queen Helene Hair Conditioner as anal lube. That story was touching to me because it was told through they eyes of a young person and with such honesty.
These tales tell us that if unprepared, the human animal with lube up with the crazy shit. So tell me, what is the worst things you have ever heard of people using as sexual lubricant? You can form your response in a “I had a friend once who…” or “I heard of a guy who…” format. We totally will not assume it was you. (Ha!)
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China’s Sex Shop Comedy
January 15, 2012 § 5 Comments
In the first 10 minutes he loses his job as a cab driver, his wife ditches him, and he’s forced to move home with mom and dad. And then… he opens his own sex toy shop. Red Light Revolution looks awesome!
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Men Photographed in Pin-Up Poses
December 26, 2011 § 1 Comment
One night at The Transmission Theater in San Francisco I was performing my Auto-Erotica Show. It is a show where I do a worthy comparison of a V8 hot rod engine and an orgasm. Gasoline, oil, pistons pumping… you get the picture. But on this night, the V8 engine I had on stage had stalled out. In a humorous effort to save the show, I played dumb. I hated it, but kept the audience laughing and that was the most important thing. Otherwise, I avoid playing dumb. When you are dealing with sex and when you are female, dumb is the easy way out.
Photographer Rion Sabean did an interesting illustration of dumb-in-photos where he featured men doing pin-up-style poses. Give me full frontal naked brains, please. (more images via petapixel)
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Top Heavy
December 23, 2011 § 1 Comment
I’m in love with these hair sculptures… (via lostateminor)
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