Panty Play
March 27, 2012 § 1 Comment
Retro Rocket
February 10, 2012 § 3 Comments
This toy is soooo CUTE! Available from Early to Bed. Or you might win one if you enter my I’m Trying to Get You Laid Photo Contest!
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Anime Magic Love Rings
February 9, 2012 § 4 Comments
Do you know how to use a cock ring? The reviews I have read of these simple, stretchy cock rings are very mixed. I think part because people don’t know how to use them. And the images on the package of this cute set are also confusing and are sure to inspire a person to use them improperly.
You see, the biggest mistake people make is to wear them on the shaft rather than all the way back behind the penis and balls. When worn all the way back, a cock ring will grip erectile tissue at the base of the cock. It will also restrict the veins that allow blood to flow out of his penis. So he will feel a lot of pressure. He’ll feel harder and bigger. It will take him longer to orgasm and when he does it’s more intense.
One should also use a quality lube with a cock ring so his pubic hairs don’t get pulled as you put it on and take it off.
Finally, if the stretchy cock ring feels too tight, stretch it over a girthy shampoo bottle for a couple days and stretch it out a bit.
Like this set? Get your’s here. Or win them in the February 2012 photo contest!
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Goodies for Duck Lovers
February 9, 2012 § 5 Comments
TANTUS 20% OFF: Tantus has given me a 20% off code. Checkout code: DUCKY20 They also have this totally bad ass close out section. They post toys there are they go through redesigns or discontinue toy colors. Plus! Until 2/15/12… 50% off all bath, body and wellness products at Tantus! Use the code BATHBODY50 at check out.
CHICPOSH 10% OFF: ChicPosh (I’m loving their heels & lingerie!) will give you 10% off. Checkout code: sexxyduck
SHAG 10% OFF: Shag (toys/art/lush goodies) will you you 10% off your first order. Checkout code: shbklyn
DALLAS NOVELTY 10% OFF: Dallas Novelty made a code just for us! 10% off their entire store, as well as Free Priority Mail Shipping on order over $50. Checkout code: ducky
EDEN FANTASY’S PROMO: They have constant, revolving promotions, including this super cool valentines advent calendar. A new promotion every day until Valentines 2012!
If you are a retailer… feel free to let me know what kind of discounts or contests you might have for my readers. (Post a comment and I’ll move ‘em up into the post.) They like goodies!
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Ribbon Wrist Cuffs
February 8, 2012 § 2 Comments
Buy them here. Or you can win a set by entering my February 2012 photo contest!
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I’m trying to Get You Laid Photo Contest = WIN TOYS!
February 8, 2012 § 8 Comments
Want good sex and often? Perhaps you should take an honest look at your bedroom? Is it set for stun? Ready for a roll? Because face it, most of your sex play happens in that room. It’s a very special place.
Me and my sponsors are here to inspire you to give your bedroom a SEXY MAKEOVER! I want BEFORE and AFTER photos! There will be EIGHT winners this month. You have awesome chances to win.
HOW TO ENTER: Take “before” photos. Don’t be shy. Winning pics will be posted anonymously. Dramatic makeovers will be rewarded. As will examples of well cared for bedrooms.
Next spend a few minutes clearing out the clutter. Make sure your bedroom is a peaceful place, free of excess books, magazine, nail clippers and junk. Put your clothes away, so the focus is your beautiful bed and not the chaos of day-to-day life. Put fresh sheets on the bed. Arrange some new lighting options, like a bedside lamp rather than overhead lighting. Put pillar candles in tall vases or jars so they can create ambiance and not be a fire hazard. Hang a mirror on the ceiling. (I kid! Or maybe you really should?) And finally have your safer sex supplies, lube and toys in a clean container where it easy to access and ready to use.
Once your stage is set… take an “after” photo for me!
Your final task is to send a flithy text message to your love and get ready to have crazy, dirty, awesome sex in your beautiful bedroom. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Entries must be received by Feb 13th by 12pm (est). Email entries to: ducky(at)duckydoolittle.com Winners will be announce on Feb 14th.
PRIZES:
Silicone Clitty Cat | Retro Rocket Vibrator | Bound By Diamonds Ribbon Wrist Cuffs | Crystal Delights Small Glass Plug | Tantus’ Silicone B Bomb | Patent Leather Bow Locking Wrist Restraint | Anime Magic Love Rings | Amour Hot Love Massagers
There will be 8 winners this month. I’ll be review each one of these prizes this week so you can get a closer look. First place winner gets first choice of the above prizes. Second place winner gets second choice. Third place winner get’s third pick and so on… Products will be shipped directly from my lovely sponsors. Colors may vary based on availability. GOOD LUCK!
Sponsors: Cal Exotics, Crystal Delights, Early 2 Bed, Tantus and Stockroom.
March will bring our first writing contest! Sponsored by: LoveHoney.com!
Interested in sponsoring upcoming contested? Email me. I’d love to hear from you.
Worst Lube Ever
January 20, 2012 § 9 Comments
One night, many years ago, a woman corners me at a bar. She was drunk. Very drunk. She knows who I am and what I do for a living. She asked me so earnestly and with much spittle, “There has GOT to be something better than Vasoline!?”
“For what?” I asked.
“SEX! Sex.”
There she was, this 20-something, beautiful woman using Vaseline as a lubricant for intercourse. That gooey, thick byproduct of gasoline? How on earth could she not know about lube? I was a little stunned. But ever the professional I kept my cool. I gave her the facts, a list of lubes, places to shop and just hoped for the best.
But the idea that people may be using Vaseline for sex play with partners still haunts me. It reaffirms the fact that I have a lot more work to do in this world.
On a similar note, I remember the first-time anal sex tale that Augusten Burroughs tells in Running With Scissors. He was young and in the moment, he confessed to using Queen Helene Hair Conditioner as anal lube. That story was touching to me because it was told through they eyes of a young person and with such honesty.
These tales tell us that if unprepared, the human animal with lube up with the crazy shit. So tell me, what is the worst things you have ever heard of people using as sexual lubricant? You can form your response in a “I had a friend once who…” or “I heard of a guy who…” format. We totally will not assume it was you. (Ha!)
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Vanity Vr2 by Jopen
January 16, 2012 § 2 Comments
It’s one in a series of high end, rechargeable toys by Jopen. The Vr2 is a beautiful silicone double-ended vibrator. It is double-ended because you can insert either end and there are two motors, one in each tip of the vibe. The smaller end has a more subtle vibration, while the thicker end has a deeper, thumpier vibration.
I was tickled to find the Vr2 is much stronger than the average rechargeable vibe. Each motor has its own embossed control button. Unlike some toys with inset buttons, these controls are very simple and easy to use. You just push and hold. A light comes on to indicate that it’s on. The longer you hold the button, the stronger the vibration becomes. Lift your finger off the button when you reach you speed preference. Push it once more to turn it off. You can turn both motors on at once or use just one end. The motors are pretty quiet too.
The exterior is a seamless, velvety smooth silicone, not unlike the feel of the Rosebud. I LOVE the Rosebud, so you know the Vr2’s casing made me happy as well. Because it is silicone, it has no scent, in non-porous (won’t harbor bacteria) and is hypoallergenic.
You can use it vaginally or externally. You have the choice of which end appeals to you most in both size and vibration. Honestly, even though it’s strong for a rechargeable, it is not strong enough to take me over the edge. (But then for clitoral play, I am a Hitachi Magic Wand girl and seek a lot of sensation. It’s not fair to compare a rechargeable toy with a toy that plugs into an electrical socket.) It is however awesome as a warm up toy.
I see other reviews compare it to the Form 6, but I think they are two very different sex toys. The Vr2 has a much more refined exterior and feels better to the touch. But because the Vr2 is very yielding at the center point of the toy, it’s not the best G spot massager. The Form 6, being more ridged, better serves the G spot.
The charger slips into a hole at the center, underside of the toy. You just push the plug into raised circle in the silicone casing. Pull the charger plug out and the hole closes up as the soft silicone seals shut. There is an indicator light that shows it is charging. The light goes out when it’s fully charged. Simple.
The Vr2 is part of the Vanity line by Jopen. It comes with a 1 year warranty that can be extended to 10 years. I doubt people need the warranties much, but to me it’s a sign that a maker stands by their product. I like that.
Specs: Fuchsia, silicone with electronic interior, rechargeable, 6.75”x 1.5”
Clean it: It’s waterproof. You can clean it in the sink, with soap and water. You can also clean it with a solution of 10% bleach, 90% water. Do not boil this toy. It is silicone, but silicone toys with electronic interiors should never be boiled. They say it is safe to submerge in water, but with a toy this pricey, I don’t recommend it. Play in the shower, clean it, splash it but care for it.
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China’s Sex Shop Comedy
January 15, 2012 § 5 Comments
In the first 10 minutes he loses his job as a cab driver, his wife ditches him, and he’s forced to move home with mom and dad. And then… he opens his own sex toy shop. Red Light Revolution looks awesome!
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Ducky’s Guide to Cock Rings
January 12, 2012 § 5 Comments
Cock ring are an amazing way to expand a guy’s orgasmic experience. They appear to be pretty simple things but actually have many shapes, sizes and features that are worth understanding.
If you are new to cock rings, you should start by trying a stretchy ring and work your way up to a more solid ring if you are so inclined. If you’re looking to use a solid, more advanced users ring, having the right size is essential.
Wearing a ring that is too loose will limit how effective the ring will be. Wearing a ring that is too tight can cause pain or even cause priapism, which means an erection that does not go away. It may sound funny or exciting to have an everlasting erection, but this condition is painful and may require medical attention. I hope this guide will help you have the best experience possible.
FAQ
What size am I?
A well fitting cock ring should give you enough room where you can put it on or remove it at will, but be tight enough to deliver lots of sensation as you wear it.
To measure your body, use a piece of string. Loop it behind your balls and bring both ends of the string to the front where your penis meets your abdomen. Find a comfortable amount of snugness and mark the area where the two side of string meet with a marker. Measure the string in inches (this will be your circumference) and divide it by 3.14. That number is your diameter and how cock ring are sized. Most men measure about 1 7/8 to 1 ¾.
Quick Cock ring Sizing Chart
5.50” = 1 3/4” ring
5.89” = 1 7/8” ring
6.28” = 2” ring
How does a cock ring work?
What the cock ring will do is restrict the veins that allow blood to flow out of your penis. You will have two subtle sensations – you will feel harder and you will feel bigger. It will also take you longer to orgasm and then it will be more intense.
How do I put a cock ring on?
Put your whole package (penis and balls) through the cock ring. Put a little lubrication on the inside of the ring then start by gently pushing one ball through the ring at a time. Then carefully push your semi-erect penis through the ring. Once in place, you can go about your regular sex play.
But note: some people report that they like to wear the ring on just their shaft, and not around their whole package. So feel free to experiment and find what suits you best.
How long can I wear a cock ring?
Cock ring should not be worn for extended periods of time. You should not sleep with a cock ring on. If you feel pain or numbness in your penis or testicles, remove the ring. If you are new to wearing a cock ring, I recommend starting with no more than about 15 to 20 minutes.
What if my erection will not go down and I cannot get the ring off my body?
This is why I recommend a stretchy or snap style ring to new users. It is only a solid metal or wood ring that will cause this issue.
If it happens to, don’t panic. Instead, try to relax, slow down your heart rate and circulatory system – including the rate of blood flow to your penis. Also taking a cold shower or bath will help your penis become more flaccid.
There are now silicone rings that give the feel of a solid ring but can be removed if your erection locks up. Just use the tip of scissors and nip the edge, sacrificing the ring.
Some Types of Rings
Get to know the various types of rings out there. When shopping I do recommend avoiding chrome rings. Much like a chrome bumper on your car, with repeated exposure to water and sweat, they do degrade.
Also the cheap vibrating rings that one finds in the pharmacy (among other places) are usually disposable. They have a very short battery life span of about 20-40 minutes. Perfect for a cheap date, but not for a lasting cock ring relationship.
Explore these:
Stretchy | Vibrating | Loop | Leather | Neoprene | Silicone | Sling | Wood (nsfw) | Stainless Steel
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