Orgasm: In Six Words
September 13, 2012 § 4 Comments
Can’t orgasm after watching Breaking Bad…
I just can’t do it alone.
Tart on sale, two for one!
Simultaneous telephone climaxes; distant lovers reunited.
Heart thumping toe curling Hitachi monster
Electric vibrator squeezing gspot squirt ensues
Mind-blowing passion-filled self-righteousness
Furious fornicating fuels fantastic fucking feeling
Primal grunting, humping with abandon
Phalangeal jackhammers deconstruct my sexual prudence
Animalistic, ritualistic, twisted, never ending high.
Weasels slowly rend my flesh, pleasantly
“Get the dogs off the bed!!!”
Shameless act of fury between mammals
Screaming hours soaked sheets stripping FUN!!!
Everything pounding. Thump, thump, thump . . . ahhhhhhhhhh!
Yeah keep doing that right there
Toe curling stir-crazy uninhibited dream
Sneaky creeping implosion of hovering warmth
Lips, tongue, fingers ~ warm crashing waves
Warm… wonderful… wet… wanton… wankin’… wave
Holy mother fucking shit i’m coming
Limb tingling, breath stopping, roller coaster
Stargate rocket explosion wolven caveman attack
Like Carrie when the bucket drops
Tense, twitchy, toe tingling, throaty, tumescent
Intense, heart-pounding, muscle numbing, piercing, vivid.
Breath catches. Muscles tense. Infinity begins.
Joyously frightening tightening snowball effect experience
Full body, gasping, wailing, language lost
Mind-numbing warm rush of love shudders
Deep body quakes again and again….
Uncontrolled flowing waves from my center
Honeyed ecstasy: like the tide swelling
Spiritual katrina, gladly felt levies break
Alive pressure built release relief bliss
Oh where is the off switch
Just like that – BAM! Now floating…
Floating, sinking, out of body experience.
I burn in joy, in light
Total, tremendous, tingling torrent of triumph
Best feeling humans can have….ever!
Self-indulging out-of-body intoxication
Toe curling, breath stopping, headache inducing
Pain and euphoria in beautiful alignment.
My vagina gasps for breath, mercy
Clit so swollen, can’t even touch
Magical heavenly touches, tongue tasting myself
Intense crimson leg-cramping deep quickie
My calf muscles always cramp after
The world stops spinning, I’m pulsating.
Calf chilling, cunt glowing, perma-smile, stillness
Primal draining intense life altering moment
Can’t breathe. Can’t move. Perfect Sunday.
I totally just *had* an orgasm!
Delightfully big ‘ol sloppy wet messiness.
Please don’t let me go yet
Two hours well spent. Two more?
Ahhh, again, again, again, again! Another.
Please may I? THANK YOU DADDY!
Like a slice of chocolate cake
Like biting into a peppermint patty
Makes me sleepy like Thanksgiving dinner.
So much better than counting sheep
Relaxing tuck into bed and zzzzz
Stunning blindness, I just let go.
Wait, that was it? Oh well…