Bedroom Party Literature, circa 1949
October 2, 2012 § Leave a Comment
GIRLS
I like the girls who do,
I admire the girls who don’t,
I hate the girls who say they will,
But when the time comes they won’t.
But the girls I like the best of all,
And I think you’ll say I’m right,
Are the ones who say they never will —
But just for me they might.
(via horntip)
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Worth a Thousand Words: Dark Erotic Words, I Say
September 29, 2012 § Leave a Comment
Eugenio Recuenco‘s work spans many genres, but here are a few images that I found to be utterly beautiful… more here.
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If She Has A Nice Behind, So Much the Better
September 24, 2012 § 2 Comments
Tomi Ungerer… erotic, subversive unstoppable.
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Orgasm: In Six Words
September 13, 2012 § 2 Comments
Can’t orgasm after watching Breaking Bad…
I just can’t do it alone.
Tart on sale, two for one!
Simultaneous telephone climaxes; distant lovers reunited.
Heart thumping toe curling Hitachi monster
Electric vibrator squeezing gspot squirt ensues
Mind-blowing passion-filled self-righteousness
Furious fornicating fuels fantastic fucking feeling
Primal grunting, humping with abandon
Phalangeal jackhammers deconstruct my sexual prudence
Animalistic, ritualistic, twisted, never ending high.
Weasels slowly rend my flesh, pleasantly
“Get the dogs off the bed!!!”
Shameless act of fury between mammals
Screaming hours soaked sheets stripping FUN!!!
Everything pounding. Thump, thump, thump . . . ahhhhhhhhhh!
Yeah keep doing that right there
Toe curling stir-crazy uninhibited dream
Sneaky creeping implosion of hovering warmth
Lips, tongue, fingers ~ warm crashing waves
Warm… wonderful… wet… wanton… wankin’… wave
Holy mother fucking shit i’m coming
Limb tingling, breath stopping, roller coaster
Stargate rocket explosion wolven caveman attack
Like Carrie when the bucket drops
Tense, twitchy, toe tingling, throaty, tumescent
Intense, heart-pounding, muscle numbing, piercing, vivid.
Breath catches. Muscles tense. Infinity begins.
Joyously frightening tightening snowball effect experience
Full body, gasping, wailing, language lost
Mind-numbing warm rush of love shudders
Deep body quakes again and again….
Uncontrolled flowing waves from my center
Honeyed ecstasy: like the tide swelling
Spiritual katrina, gladly felt levies break
Alive pressure built release relief bliss
Oh where is the off switch
Just like that – BAM! Now floating…
Floating, sinking, out of body experience.
I burn in joy, in light
Total, tremendous, tingling torrent of triumph
Best feeling humans can have….ever!
Self-indulging out-of-body intoxication
Toe curling, breath stopping, headache inducing
Pain and euphoria in beautiful alignment.
My vagina gasps for breath, mercy
Clit so swollen, can’t even touch
Magical heavenly touches, tongue tasting myself
Intense crimson leg-cramping deep quickie
My calf muscles always cramp after
The world stops spinning, I’m pulsating.
Calf chilling, cunt glowing, perma-smile, stillness
Primal draining intense life altering moment
Can’t breathe. Can’t move. Perfect Sunday.
I totally just *had* an orgasm!
Delightfully big ‘ol sloppy wet messiness.
Please don’t let me go yet
Two hours well spent. Two more?
Ahhh, again, again, again, again! Another.
Please may I? THANK YOU DADDY!
Like a slice of chocolate cake
Like biting into a peppermint patty
Makes me sleepy like Thanksgiving dinner.
So much better than counting sheep
Relaxing tuck into bed and zzzzz
Stunning blindness, I just let go.
Wait, that was it? Oh well…
Fuck Yeah, Queer Vintage
August 14, 2012 § 2 Comments
Wow. Fuck Yeah, Queer Vintage spills over with lush images and little lessons on the beauty and pain of queer history. This is one of my all time favorite images of queer icon Marlene Dietrich. (via the queer librarian)
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Pussy Cat! (nsfw)
August 1, 2012 § 1 Comment
First I give you panda heads, then rabbit tails, and now I grace you with this:
You’re welcome.
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I Could Get Used to This: The Shoes, The Ass, All of It
August 1, 2012 § 4 Comments
Real beauty is stunning. This images compliments of 10 Incredibly Hot Women Who Are Larger Than A Size 12.
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Joy = A Ball Gag & Nipple Clamps (nsfw)
July 6, 2012 § 1 Comment
I am loving this memento of a fetish shoot created Clayton Cubitt. He’s a remarkable photographer. His portraits are stunning.
As a person who has sat for a lot of photographers what I see is that people trust that he will show their beauty. He’s magic.
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Panties: I Can’t Get Enough
July 5, 2012 § 1 Comment
An obsession of mine for the last year or so has been the cage style panties. They take something that is already so f’in fine (your ass!) and make it the undeniable center of attention. That is exactly what a pair of panties should do for a girl.
They look awesome no matter how small or swervey your curves may be. Not only that, they are remarkably comfortable.
These are my absolute favorites. (See Frederick’s of Hollywood whole cage panties collection here.) Hips & Curves has some cute ones. I am also digging this strappy black thong.
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How To Lace Yourself Into a Corset
February 6, 2012 § 2 Comments
Perhaps these photos inspired one of my readers to ask me for a tutorial on how to lace yourself into a corset. Happily, youtube is full of awesome videos on just that.
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