2. Jesus redone. A crazy ol’ Spansih lady restores a fresco. Makes it look like a monkey! (See a theme here?)

3. Goat Man of Utah. It took a while to figure out who he was… but they did it.

4. Bigfoot exposed. Sad that he had to die. But what a way to go.

What were your favorite news stories of the year?

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Click for larger image (Courtesy: BestMedicalDegrees.com)

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	EVI is a simple vaginal toy that brings stronger, more badass orgasms and pelvic strength – all in one awesome little package. My all time favorite toy of the year. Buy it here. Use checkout code DUCKY20 and get 20% off.
	Acute is a classic Tantus design and for good reason. The curve of this toy is perfect for reaching your G spot. Size queens be warned tho, it’s a little on the smaller size. Buy it here. Use checkout code DUCKY20 and get 20% off.
	I don’t really need to explain why the Hitachi Magic Wand is on this list do I? Or why it’s the toy of choice when the pervs (a term of endearment, I assure you!) at kink.com (nsfw) want to take a woman over the edge? It’s just the best clitoral and body massager in the world. Buy it here.
	For skin-on-skin play, Sliquid Silver is my favorite. But when it comes to playing with toys, silicone lubes like Sliquid Silver are not the best option. When I know toys are going to be a part of my fun, I use Sliquid H2O. Healthy, simple lube made by a company that cares about my health. Love that. Buy it here.
	Mmm, mmm, mmm… a ball gag can be so fun. Read about my adventures in shopping for ball gags here. Buy it here. Use checkout code DUCKY and get 10% off.
	There is nothing in the world like a super smooth, cool to the touch stainless steel Pure Plug. Easy, comfortable entry. Your muscles will hold on to the tight neck and the finely designed anchor fits perfectly between your cheeks. Perfect for the beginner butt player and for warming your body up for something a little bigger. Buy it here. Use checkout code DUCKY and get 10% off.
	Not all rabbits are alike. And price does not always equate quality with this style of toy. But this super cute, smooth Lovehoney Happy Rabbit hits every mark for me! It features two powerful motors, one for the shaft and one for the rabbit. And personally I love the fact that the shaft does not spin like other rabbit toys do. And that it’s made of body safe silicone. I was a bit surprised by how much I like this toy! Buy it here.
	I love how Tantus is taking some of their most popular toys and adding a handle to them. This takes what was a very cool toy and makes it even easier to play with alone or with a partner! It is called the Echo because the ridge of the head repeats down the shaft. Those ridges are essential speed bumps for you G spot. So cool. Buy it here. Use checkout code DUCKY20 and get 20% off.
	Made by Crystal Delights, my favorite glass toy maker in the whole world, I gave the Small Colbalt Plug a rave review earlier this year. And I stand by it. Buy it here.
	One of the things I love about kink is how it inspires people to be creative. Color Me Kinky is one such example. Beautifully crafted leather goods. My Color Me Kinky wrist cuffs suit me perfectly in part because purple is my favorite color. You can pick from 16 different shades of leather and get a set that fits you perfectly too! Buy it here.

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Lee Harrington and Mollena Williams (co-authors) bring years of experience, good and bad, into each chapter. A non-judgmental guide, this book helps you explore your wants and needs, delivers valuable information on how to behave and feel welcome in fetish environments.Personally I can think of no better author than Mollena when it comes to advice on how to navigate kink.

If you are curious about events and parties, I’m gonna make this book required reading for you. You might also want to check out fetlife.com. It’s a free site that is an awesome place to explore ideas, meet people and find events near you. (I’m there if you search “duckydoolittle”.)

And You might also enjoy my posts on Stockroom’s blog:

• Rope Bondage Basics: How To Choose The Right Rope for Your Needs
• Ten Ways to Explore Sensation Play
• My First Ball Gag
• Nipples Rule: 8 Ways to Play

This is where I buy all my kinky gear. Use the checkout code DUCKY and get 10% off your purchase.

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Never mind.

Edible panties are a lot like a dry, thin fruit roll up. They are supposed to taste best if you lick lick lick them. But most people gnaw off a bit and try chewing them and consequently do not get to enjoy the full edible panty flavor and experience. But to be honest, I have never been crazy about the taste no matter how I devour ‘em.

Besides that, they are supposed to be one size fits all because they have strings that you tie at the hips. This way they can fit “all”, but they really only fit people who are about a size medium or smaller. Making them wildly disappointing for anyone who is average or above average in size.

But don’t dismay! I did some research and found two new alternatives to the old edibles! The Candy G String is just like those candy necklaces we used to eat as kids. The elastic that binds these panties together makes it possible for almost anyone to fit.

And for the craft-stars out there, you can make your own licorice whip panties. Yum! The folks at Knitty.com have given you the complete pattern!

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I’m touring a lot these days… Baltimore was a dream! That town always treats me right. I had two big events at Sugar. They had just gotten in a batch of dirty chocolates… you know candy boobs, butts, vulvas and cocks. The supplier also sent a HUGE bag of irregular, butterscotch butts! Oh holy, yummy bonanza of butterscotch butts! My audience helped us eat them. I’ll be back in Baltimore in March.

I had not been to Philadelphia in years. Again, my events overflowed with really awesome people. I presented in the Aphrodite Gallery space at the Sexploritorium. I had never been to this store before and I was really impressed with the shop, such a finely curated collection of toys and fetish gear. I’ll be back there in December.

Much thanks to everyone who came out, soaked up my presentations, ate butts and gave me such wonderful nights. I’ll be back for you.

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Plus Magazine is free online (PDF) and always full crush worthy curves. They show us beauty comes in many sizes ~ as does elegance, fashion and sexiness. No really, the magazine is full of amazing fashion… I just could not resist these stunning projects of beautiful bodies. (via thecurvyfashionista)

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I’m blogging kink basics all month for Stockroom! My first piece How to Choose the Right Rope for Your Needs is up.

There really is a difference between hemp, cotton and nylon rope. Hemp has a luscious smell that some kinksters crave. But it’s rougher on the skin. Cotton is a classic and typically used for Japanese rope bondage. And nylon is super smooth and will stretch with use. Keeping safety scissors on hand makes exploring safe and easy. Read more.

I love teaming up with Stockroom in our efforts to breed more bondage bunnies!

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